1.When your mum tries to guilt trip to stay at home: 

2. When you all secure firsthand front row seats to tomorrow gossip: 

3. When you try all the new social media challenges on a black child with repressed feelings:

4. When the life flashes before your eyes because you may or may not get slapped for not paying attention:

5. When you attempt a rountine prostrate checkup with an African man: 

6. When your girl buys you one thing in a relationship:  

7. When you’re probably actually related to Eazy-E & he was Somali: 

8. When your kid is too much of a visionary: 

9. When you and the G.O.A.T need to be somewhere: 

10. When your parent is “stressed” from work:

11. When we pastry shame an unreasonable person:  

12. When you need an enthusiastic assistant for an important experiment: 

13. When your hairline calls you into adulting: 

14. When you literally get in trouble because of your old man:

15. When we clown everything & anyone:

16. When your  tutor comes for lessons in his fits:  

17. When. Just …… 

18. When it’s time to back up all the big shit you were talking:

19. When you get played in elementary school:  

20. When we send hidden messages:

21. When we have to convince you it tastes nicer than  it smells, but who cares? more for us:

22. When we see another black person wining:

23. When our extra lit family member isn’t afraid to be themselves:

24. When the hypocrisy jumps out: